I was standing on Houston Street, waiting for the light to change, when a clean, atractive blonde woman came up to me. And she said, "do you want to fuck?" I said, "I'm sorry, I can't; I'm on my way to Brooklyn to meet my friend for lunch, and I'm late already. But thank you." The light changed, and I started across the street. She shouted at me. She said, "you pig!" She ran after me. She said "I'm talking to you! Hey!" I turned around, and I said "oh, who wants to fuck anyway?" She stopped. She said "yeah, that's right! Who wants to fuck anyway? Thank you."